Deadpool The Musical – Beauty and the Beast “Gaston” Parody
Deadpool The Musical – Beauty and the Beast “Gaston” Parody


[Music plays] [Music stops] [Deadpool]: Well, I’m an idiot. I could have sworn the invite said it was a costume party. [Man coughs] That guy gets it. Love the hair. So, what’s tonights theme? Everyone’s dressing like what the 90’s thought was tough? Oh, come on. Bartender me! Ask me, “Rough day?” while you rub the same spot over and over. [Bartender]: Do you ever shut up? I know. I’m a chatty cathy! But what are you gonna do? Sew my mouth shut? Ah-ah-ah-ah! Don’t answer that. If you stay here, Deadpool… It’s gonna get ugly, real fast. [Musical cue begins] Ooh. Was that a musical cue? Gosh, it disturbs me to see you Deadpool In fact, it usually does ‘Cause you look like my balls under that hood, Deadpool Just thinking of it kills my buzz You know, normally that would have just hurt my feelings… … but, DAMN it. I’ve always wanted to be in a musical! There’s no man in town as reviled as you and hell, they all wish you would die! Even though you’ve proven quite tricky to kill Everyone’s going to tryyyyy Noooooooooo Oooooooone’s Slick as Deadpool No one’s quick as Deadpool No one punches you right in the DICK like Deadpool! For there’s no man in town half as– Ooo, chimichanga! Perfect, give up man, it’s gone You can ask Anna, Natty or Betsy And they’ll tell you who’s team They prefer to be oooooon! [Black Widow]: Avengers. [Rogue]: X-Men. [Deadpool]: Come on, say X-Force! [Psylocke]: Bugger off, Wade. [Deadpool]: So, what’s going on with this threesome anyway? Sexy recon? Super “Charlie’s Angels”? Oh! I could be your Bosley! [Rogue]: Watch your back, sugar. Noooooooooo Oooooooone’s Fun like Deadpool Shoots his gun like Deadpool Heroes should not kill a ton like Deadpool My kill count is really Intimidating! Hey, kill that guy! That Deadpool! Shoot off his balls Cut off his route Hey, sexy friends won’t you please help me out? Fiiiiiiiirst Oooooooone To kill Deadpool gets to win the dead pool! If Spider-Man were here that’d be really cool You’re lucky I was passing through here Yaaaay! Your tights do great things for your arse! [Hey, you’re no slouch in that way either.] Thanks, voice! But every last inch of me’s covered in scaaaars! [Gun shot] SHIT! Mother… fucker! [Gun shot] Nooooooooo Ooooooone Flips like Deadpool Changes clips like Deadpool No one wields katanas and RIPS like Deadpool I’m especially good at DECAPITATING! Heads roll for Deadpool! When I was a boy I humped this unicorn Every morning to help me get off But lately I’m thinking I might hump The Hulk Tell me, what is that like Romanoooooff? Noooooooooo Oooooooone Jokes like Deadpool or provokes like Deadpool No one else has an ego to stroke like Deadpool You guys wanna spoon and watch Conan later? NO! My what a guyyyy DEADPOOOOOOL DEADPOOOOOOL [MEEEEEEEEEEE!] [MEEEEEEEEEEE!] [Door opens] HEY! Who’s gonna help clean this shit up!? [Deadpool, distant]: Not it! [Bartender]: Awww, fucking perfect… [Instrumental track plays] [Hey, you made it to the credits! ] [I’m so proud of you.] [If you stay until the end, there’s a really fun easter egg.] [You know, Marvel-style.] [That sounds like a sexual position.] [Anyway, I digress…] [While you wait, here’s a little something for the kids] [INGREDIENTS YOU’LL NEED] [1 pound ground beef, 1 small onion, chopped, 1 clove garlic, minced] [1 tsp. dried oregano leaves, 1 tsp. crushed red pepper, 8 flour tortillas (6 inch)] [6 oz. shredded cheese, 2 cups oil, 1/4 cup sour cream] [1/4 cup finely chopped fresh cilantro] [If you like cilantro, that is. Some people hate it.] [Brown meat in large skillet on medium-high heat; drain. Add onions, garlic, oregano and crushed pepper; cook 5 min. of until onions are tender, stirring occasionally.] [Spoon 1/4 cup meat mixture onto center of each tortilla; top with cheese. Fold in all sides of tortillas to completely enclose filling; secure with wooden toothpicks. Place in single layer on baking sheet. Refrigerate 20 min.] [Heat oil in large saucepan on medium-high heat. Add chimichangas, 2 at a time; cook 5 min. or until golden brown. Drain on paper towels. Remove and discard toothpicks. Serve chimichangas topped with sour cream and cilantro.] [Look at that! A free, fan created Deadpool short film..] […and a chimichanga recipe to go with it! It’s your lucky day!] [Good for you. Give yourself a hand!] [Not like that…] […OK, maybe a little like that.] [Did you know that less than 87% of people watch credits?] [And 94% of all statstics are made up on the spot?] [But seriously, all these folks made this thing for you!] [So, thank you for watching our thing!] [If you saw this, write something nice! Because you’re nice!] [OK, here it comes… The big end easter egg!] [Be kind to one another, and enjoy the chimichangas!] [Excuse me, I gotta get back to work…] [*Ahem*] [Broom sweeping sounds] [Deadpool, quietly]: Come to daddy, precious… [Metal claw SNIKT!, toy squeak] [Deadpool]: Uh, excuse me? That’s my unicorn. [Toy squeak] [Wolverine]: Go fuck yourself. [Deadpool]: Oh, let’s go do that! Have you got time for a fastball special? [SNIKT!] Oooh, two in the pool, one in the stool? [LIKE, COMMENT SUBSCRIBE AND SHARE WITH EVERYONE!

100 thoughts on “Deadpool The Musical – Beauty and the Beast “Gaston” Parody”

  1. Deadpool Musical says:

    What is it about number 2 that feels so good? Our SEQUEL to this video #DeadpoolMusical2 is now LIVE! ๐ŸŽถ

    โ–ถWATCH NOW: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWvBuZCHnKU

  2. Hot Tokyo says:

    "GO FUCK YOURSELF"….same as X-MEN first class …..said that

  3. Anastasia W says:

    "You`re nice"…That made my day.)

  4. 540VarialHunter says:

    Just… Subscribed. Just…. no comment. It's ROTFL. And LMAO. No words can describe it accurately.
    xD

  5. Ke Th says:

    holyshit, that was actually amazing.

  6. Camila Gisselle says:

    Loved Black Widow, Rogue, and Psylocke in this!

  7. Margaery Tyrell says:

    I love the idea of having Deadpool as a musical. This version of 'Gaston' is so much more better then the song from Beauty and the Beast. Well done.

  8. bey Favs says:

    Deadpool is the best superhero to beat thanos

  9. Maniac Ninja says:

    This is so professionally done!!! FANTASTIC JOB!!!

  10. ymmij X says:

    "if you stay here deadpool it's gunna get real ugly"
    "yea but with a face like mine that's true of everywhere i go"

  11. sicay says:

    I Love it

  12. YoItsBellatrix says:

    Leaving a nice comment because the end subtitles told me to <3

  13. PlainJane says:

    Niiiiiiiiiccccccceeeeee

  14. Min Hangsoomi says:

    "Do you ever shut up"

    Me: *speaks while even choking on my spit*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA NO.

  15. camo warrior says:

    Not what i expected but funny nonetheless

  16. tr233 says:

    WOW!!!! SOOOOOO COOL!!!!

  17. Jason Boudreau says:

    SHARE THIS WITH RYAN REYNOLDS

  18. Supercoollink says:

    I wanna make a parody of the Gaston them

  19. phantomino2 says:

    ok this is my new favourite video on internet.

  20. Kathy Bentley says:

    I watched this last night and couldn't stop laughing. Showed it to my husband today and we were both cracking up. This was just too good ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

  21. Sage ฯ€RiMฮต says:

    I am sooo glad that I watch nearly everything with CC. The chimichanga recipe looks good. Thank you so much, DP fanatics, for this awesomesauce creation.
    With unicorn!

  22. Good Sir says:

    Not bad but Ryanโ€™s singing sounds a bit different

  23. Mini Snakal says:

    I had to read the comments to realize that isnt Deadpools actual actor ๐Ÿ˜‚

  24. Nico Calhoun says:

    As good as the guy who deadpool does and sounds you would think that he's Ryan Reynolds.

  25. Awkward Megan says:

    that was absolutely beautiful

  26. prithvi raj says:

    do you know no one can kill deadpool because he is immortal

  27. Ada Pavlichenko says:

    I want this song in Stopify so bad

  28. bay bay star lassiter says:

    thats sounds like ryan

  29. Nutty Junno says:

    Really nice

  30. Stop-Motionโ€™s says:

    When i was a boy, i hunped this unicorn, every morning to help me get of

  31. Zoe Inuyasha fan girl says:

    Watching it for the 5th time Soo funny I chocked on my drink

  32. S A says:

    GOD DANG IT … IT WAS GREAAAAAAAT

  33. Mr. ._. says:

    Bruh I actually thought this was made by Marvel lmao

  34. Adriana Morgan says:

    i still sometimes thinks its Ryan

  35. Joey Durborow says:

    3:29– BOOT TO THE HEAD!!!!

  36. Weird Juice says:

    Haha cut him in half he canโ€™t do anything then

  37. ALPHAxDEMON Alpha clan says:

    That funking deadpool motherfiretruck its awesome i love him ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿค—

  38. Chick Kun says:

    This thing's just perfect

  39. Sara Valentina Aguilar Roldan says:

    Amo a deadpool

  40. ืืฉื›ื•ืœ ืขื ื‘ื™ื says:

    i thought that this was part from a new Deadpool movie!!! but nope.

  41. jorja H says:

    Natasha is one to talk.

  42. Takeshi Kujo says:

    Ryan Reynolds… would be so fucking proud right now.

  43. Reverse Fuhrer says:

    If you had not Ryan's voice, I don't think you would be so popular.

  44. Harry Red says:

    Thanks voice
    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  45. The Fox Warrior says:

    A true gem.

  46. Rainielovealways says:

    I'd hate to think how many times i've seen this and the sequal and have to remind myself everytime that this isn't actually Ryan Reynolds, i can't believe the guy playing Deadpool sounds exactly like him, amazing work, if you hadn't mentioned it wasn't him you would have had everyone fooled!

  47. hippy bill says:

    Thanks thatโ€™s made my day ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜‰

  48. Asis Santibela says:

    ta bien bonito el vidio xdxdxdxdxdxdxdxxdxdxdxdxddddxdxdxdxdxdxdxdddxdxdxdxdxdxxdxddxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdx darle a like

  49. Kyle says:

    So faithful to the character!

  50. ๅฏๆ„›ๅฐ็ณ says:

    ๐Ÿ˜‚โค

  51. Brian Lyons says:

    Gaston: Who does he think he is? That man has tangled with the wrong man! No one makes fun of Gaston!

  52. The Medpack says:

    I would really like the next deadpool movie to have a reference or a joke to this

  53. POOPYRYANS says:

    3:12 Lol๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  54. Rishabh Chatterjee says:

    Better than the live action Gaston

  55. Alyssa H says:

    thanks for the chimichanga recipe

  56. PURP OGRE says:

    Not a clip a magazine

  57. Marcin Ktl says:

    This… Is…. AWESOME !!!

  58. Ziggy Marchez says:

    No ones as strict as deadpool

  59. Cunning Smile says:

    What about Deadpool parody of Zero to Hero? O~o~oh I can imagine it.

  60. The Smurfs Nerd says:

    3:15

  61. heer siddique says:

    make more videos plz

  62. FREDRICK ADAMKIEWICZ says:

    This is funny as hell good job to everyone who participated

  63. Hyper Saiyan says:

    1:52
    Android 18: Z-Fighters.

  64. Carrie & Leo Marsh says:

    Do a x 23 musical

  65. The77sim3 says:

    awesome!!!

  66. Accidental Lyrics says:

    Hilarious! you captured Deadpool's personality perfectly.

  67. Brandon Fordney says:

    50 seconds in and they referenced the movie 2ce

  68. Samuel S. says:

    they knew of angels reboot before anybody else :O

  69. Angel Foreman says:

    What idiots wasted time hitting the dislike

  70. Kestin Sarver says:

    the only problem with this song is i can only like once

  71. KanitoKawaii says:

    Black Widow of all people telling Deadpool to kill less?

  72. M.K.M. says:

    Gleefully profane. I dig it.

  73. Luc Bac says:

    JOYGASM!!!

    I need a smoke…
    <(((((((((((@~~~~~

  74. Delphine Gueniffey says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHA J'ai adorรฉ ! Continuer d'en faire pleins ! j'adore !

  75. Stephan Svanz says:

    Great job guys! Really well done.

  76. Shadow Wood says:

    Oh my God! This is just so damn funny

  77. Harvey Tinseltin says:

    Oh my God No. https://youtu.be/K4Fvsgv0bYw

  78. Jairo Romani says:

    3:40 what I call a great date night lmao

  79. Dragon Soul says:

    HOW AM I SEEING THIS FOR THE FIRST TIME?!?! This is HALARIOUS!!!!!!

  80. Doris Bartlett says:

    My favorite part of this song is well all of it
    But its 1:o5

  81. Doris Bartlett says:

    So whats up with this threesome anyways

  82. Doris Bartlett says:

    #deadpoolmusical 3

  83. Odilon Cruz says:

    Why don't you guys have more subscribers I'm so confused ๐Ÿค”

  84. Berkeley Pickell says:

    @3:09 really expected the line to be "I'm especially good at eviscerating."

  85. Cobalt Jester says:

    Who thought this would be good? Looking at the like/dislike ratio there's way more idiots in the world than i had thought. I just hope a huge percentage of the likes are from 10 year olds or people from USA, as that would at least explain things. Otherwise the human race is fucked.

  86. PoofBallDaily says:

    If any video deserves a like, it's this one (the 2nd part even more so)

  87. JA A says:

    Now Disney just needs to remake Aladdin and Lion King with Deadpool.

  88. TigerCat10158 says:

    "2 in the pool"

  89. Jarod Farrant says:

    I wanna see deadpool in the house of mouse just think of the reactions from the characters to his antics๐Ÿ˜‚

  90. Roni Raz says:

    throws popcorn at mask "mouth"

  91. Eman Theman says:

    dead pool is the fuucking best

  92. Nyaradzo Musabayana says:

    I know Iโ€™m just feeding his overly massive ego, but… Damn is Deadpool hot is what!?โค๏ธ

  93. Sebastian Loft says:

    I love this one, would have been even more awesome if ryan reynolds actually sang in it!

  94. Keshav Solanki says:

    I love you my buddy Michael you are just a real Deadpool

  95. Chubby Cat says:

    At the end put up captions and it shows you how to make enchiladas.

  96. Kenney Douglaus says:

    LOL I CAN'T BREATH!!!!!!!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  97. Wild Side says:

    After watching this can we please get Ryan Reynolds, Hugh Jackman, and Josh Brolin to sing in Marvel musical just for the hell of it?

  98. Tom Wu says:

    Perfect ! But… Logan… The Oscar. Why?

  99. Dylan Dunn says:

    Awesome Parody

  100. John Clark Jr says:

    1:33 what about Johnny cage

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